Department 03
Mess Chronicles
Feeding thousands is hard. Making it this forgettable and this memorable at once is a gift.
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THE GREAT DAL100 / 100 HP
A wild dal appears.
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Rate it
Breakfast
Hope on a plate. The plate is empty.
☆☆☆☆☆
Lunch
Rice-centric storyline. Plot: more rice.
☆☆☆☆☆
Dinner
The plot thickens. So does the gravy. So does your regret.
☆☆☆☆☆
Expectations vs. plate
★ BROCHURE*terms and conditions apply
"Wholesome, balanced nutrition."
THE TRUTHno appeal. no refund.
Balanced between rice and more rice, with a side of sadness.
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Survival guide
- 1. Befriend the pickle.
- 2. Trade side dishes like a stock market.
- 3. Keep snacks. Always keep snacks.
- 4. When in doubt, curd.