Department 06

Hall of Shame

The complaint wall. Some of it is exaggerated. Most of it is a regular Tuesday.

The wall

Every complaint, stamped on the wall. Grab the spray can and add your own.

CAUTION · STUDENTS ENROLLED · NO REFUNDS · CAUTION · STUDENTS ENROLLED · NO REFUNDS · CAUTION

FAR FROM EVERYTHINGLocation: close to nothing. A flex.

NOW DEVELOPING…

99%. Since day one.

~~IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~~

DAYS WITHOUT A DEADLINE: 0Hectic is the only thing that arrives on time.

FEES

Premium price.
Brochure-grade value.
Lecture-grade interest.

RICE.AGAIN.Food: a rice-based economy with occasional curd and constant sorrow.

fact_or_cope.exe

"This is fine." — a student, standing inside a deadline.

Roommate: "Sleep?" Me: "Not found."

Placement season: me, refreshing mail, hope at 1%.

Official overall report

Averaged across every department. No one has ever appealed successfully. Re-enrolment is not recommended, but it is, somehow, always accepted.

F Poster honesty

D- Recruiter responses

F ROI

A+ Anxiety production

F Privacy

D- Allocation fairness

F Commute

F- Sleep quality

D Variety

F Taste

F- Hope delivered

A Consistency

A+ Workload

F Teaching joy

F Process clarity

A Deadlines

F- Entertainment

D Infrastructure

D Surroundings

F Social life